MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Funny Server (1.20.X)

Fun, smp, Survival

Hello! My name is adventuregamer64 (most people call me “ad” for short) and i used to run a server called “Unknown SMP”, the player count died after 2 years of running it. I took a year break from minecraft and now here i am, running this server, The Funny Server (i dont know why i chose this name, i guess i thought it was funny). This server is a work in progress right now so expect a few restarts every now and then. To see announcements, make a suggestion or report a bug/ player you can join the discord server (https://discord.gg/5Zbhq5kt6S).

I hope you join the server,ad (or adventuregamer64 or adventure)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	242	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Albacore Server [Hard Survival] [Anarchy] [Public] [Java] [Bedrock] [1.7 – 1.20+]

Anarchy, Anticheat, bedrock, HARD, java, Nowhitelist, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Brand New Minecraft Server

Vanilla – Hard Survival – Anarchy

No Rules – Public – No Whitelist

Java (26098) & Bedrock (19132) Supported

ViaVersion << All (1.7 – Current – Forward)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1785
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DiamondCraft

KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

DiamondCraft is a bulgaria server server is pvp mcmmo and kit pvp server is hosting gamesers bge DiamandCraft is a Bulgarian server, log in and have fun, if you have 100 subs and make a rev, you will have a yotuber rank. Priqtna igra!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crops Grown:	6175
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Biggvs Dickvs

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server hosted in Australia with no rules. The map doesnt reset. And has been running since 2021. Server version is 1.19.3

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hidden Sanctuary | Where SMP starts

And, Bosses, Challenges, Community, Economy, Factions, love, Mobarena, PvE, Pvparena, Respect, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaplus

IP: hiddensanctuary.net

Hidden Sanctuary is 100% free to play. A true passion project.

A big L to all the pay to win servers out there.

We want to make an example out there!

GET INVOLVED WITH US TODAY! 🙂 @ —> [url=”discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k”]DISCORD[/url]

Hidden Sanctuary is a FRESH 1.20.4 Minecraft SMP Claims, nations, pvp and pve server, looking to expand and add content to the vanilla base game we all love so passionately. In addition to that I would love to invite you to a Discord server. A server that covers all sorts of topics. We love all sorts of games, but the focus is on Minecraft. Currently we have a team of 6 fivehead developers (MC-STAFF role on Discord) that are all ready to develop now that we have set up our Trello board. I started this serverproject late december 2022, and mark my words, it will be a one of a kind server, as all content will be handmade from scratch.

We will be implementing a lot of ideas and the vision of my most recent Minecraft server which I unfortunately had to discontinue due to life issues. As for promotion and to get traffic going I am trying to grow myself on several different platforms. You can expect me to make a ton of content about the server together with you guys as I stream live on Twitch at least 5 days and 30 hours a week 😉 You can also find Knetterkoekje on YouTube and TikTok. Check my other socials through the Community/MC Server Discord: https://discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k

We own pretty much every useful premium Java MC plugin and have several very experienced Custom Mob/Map/Worldgen config developers and designers on board. We will be slowly adding more and more content through various plugins by also applying our own server logic using a Minecraft scripting language called Skript with an additional library called SkriptBee. In addition to that we have a great network, as such we are able to contact any of the developers of said important premium plugins to request features for our server in case we cannot achieve our goals using Skript. Feel free to DM Knetterkoekje here on PMC, or on Discord @Knetterkoekje#6600 if you have any questions regarding Hidden Sanctuary, me or well anything 😀 However if the server sounds intruiging it is a better idea to come have a first hand look! <3 I would like to reiterate that we are in BETA stage at the moment.The ETA for the full release is Febuari 2024.

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Trailer of the Nether: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe_JWbC1GQcTimelapse of our first PvP arena: www.youtube.com/watch?v=27SjLYcqbG8

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	71	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	188

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CubeBuilders

Capture, Creative, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Flag, PvP, Survival

We got Factions!We got Survival!We got Creative! Unlimited superflat for all!We got Skyblock! Unlimited island size!

What are you waiting for?! Join us at CubeBuilders.net!

Server Address:– cubebuilders.net

Website and Forums:– cubebuilders.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Craftania

Survival, Towny

Craftania is all about communities. Earn money, create a town and invite your friends to become the biggest town in the world

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ApexSurvive

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

a fun minecraft anarchy be careful and try to survive the battlefield, it is also a kid friendly minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Rainbows Spotted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ethernal Realms | Enhanced Survival | Custom Dungeons, Mobs, Enchants, Weapons | 1.20.X

Auction, Auctionhouse, Community, Customenchantments, Customenchants, Discord, discordserver, Dungeons, Dungeonsbosses, Economy, Graves, Gravestones, HARD, Jobs, Jobsreborn, Keepinventory, Landclaim, Lands, Lottery, Magic, MCMMO, mmorpg, Mobarena, Nodonations, Nogrief, RPG, runescape, Safarinet, Semivanilla, Survival, Survivalrpg, Towny, Vehicles

Hey there!

Got no time to read? No problem. Here’s a list of what we have:

MinecraftChat Auctions, Auctionhouse, LotteryPlayer-made

If you are interested or want more information, I’ll be glad to tell you!

Welcome to Ethernal Realms, a server dedicated to unlocking the full potential of Survival Minecraft, enhancing and expanding its gameplay for an immersive experience. At Ethernal Realms, we believe in a fair and balanced environment – no pay-to-win tactics, no cash shops for “cosmetics.” Everything you achieve is earned solely through in-game efforts.

Immerse yourself in a world filled with challenges and rewards. Explore dungeons and face formidable mob bosses, brace yourself for tougher nighttime mobs, and discover over 450 custom enchantments, custom weapons, magic, and the ability to claim and rent land. To make your Minecraft journey even more exciting, we’ve integrated mcMMO and Jobs Reborn, providing a balanced approach to gameplay so you can focus on building your kingdom, gathering gear, and engaging in epic battles within our custom mob arenas.

Economy enthusiasts, rejoice! Access and explore player-made auction houses, effortlessly create one-click chest shops for a tangible store experience, participate in online chat auctions, and navigate our dynamic Admin shop where prices fluctuate every minute.

Showcase your achievements in the chat and on Discord with a server-ready command designed to broadcast your triumphs. We’ve created a vibrant community where players can share their awesomeness effortlessly.

Join us at Ethernal Realms, where the spirit of authentic and rewarding Minecraft adventures awaits. No shortcuts, just pure, unadulterated fun. Come, be a part of our journey! If not, you have a wonderful day.

And if so, we hope to see you soon!– Ethernal

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Nethria.Pro OG Factions

188x, Balanced, best, Classicfactions, Faction Pvp, Factions, Factionspvp, Nopay2win, Nopaytowin, Oldfactionplugin, Oldfactions, Oldschool, Wither

The Nethria server is located in Germany, making it more accessible for all of Europe. It operates as a Factions server, running on an older version, 1.8.8, to evoke a classic, old-school ambiance. Additional details about the server will soon be accessible through its website. In the meantime, you are welcome to join and explore the server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	6370	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MoonDust | Coziest minecraft server! Skyblock, Survival, Creative & KitPvP!

Adventure, Adventuremap, Blockregen, Capturetheflag, Caves, Challenging, Claims, Classicskyblock, Creative, Ctf, Difficult, Discord, Exploration, Explore, Friendly, Friendlycommunity, Fun, Lagfree, Land, Landclaim, Mineforblocks, Mineforores, Mines, Nongrief, Nonop, Nopay2win, Npc, Other, pewdiepie, Playershop, Plots, reddit, RPG, Skyblock, Slowpaced, Small, Spleef, Survival, Tntrun, Vanillaskyblock

MoonDust is a server originally launched in 2016. Mostly comprised of my classmates, MoonDust began as a tight-knit community. This server has gone through many cycles since then, but Skyblock has always remained as its core.

Since its beginnings, MoonDust’s Skyblock has only expanded. Our Spawn, originally a 25-block wide circle, has expanded into a 500×500 adventure by my brother and I. The map is an ever-evolving world that embraces its history.

You can track all our progress, our throwaway ideas, and more on our new discord !Hope you can become part of our community <3 (10/22/23)We released Skyblock Classic! A more simplistic take on the Skyblock experience, in contrast to our future gamemode Skyblock Adventure.

Skyblock Classic includes…*new spawn (old one will remain for SB adventure)*you can travel to the nether & end*player shops*island warps*vote crates & vote parties*deal of the month (certain shop items sell higher)*mcmmo*enchanter merchant*repair merchant*there will be resets and also rewards for the top players

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Kingdom SMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

KingdomSMP is a semi-anarchy LIFESTEAL server! We have a balanced economy, little to NO pay-to-win aspects, and we don’t have game-breaking OP items!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minephasma

Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This is towny, survival. Skyblock server everybody is welcome to come join the fun! We’re taking on new staff applications are inside discord. And if discord isn’t working ask me to generate you a new one my username is Bambzi

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Seaside Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

The Seaside Factions is a brand new gamemode which is factions with a twist. With a nice and large 15,000×15,000 border the experiences are endless. Our factions server offers plugins which no other server offers, including new currencies, new weapons and new ranks which players can earn!

Custom ranking system (spirit ranks) Custom abilities system (soul harvesting) Classified, Covert, Legendary and Mythical abilities! Soul and Spirit Currencies! NPC Shops! Explore other cities for more rare shops/items! Sail to other cities from spawn! Other cities specialise in different items! (eg, The Ravian Mines specialises in mining!)

More information can be found at: seasidemc.com Or join us today at play.seasidemc.com!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	127
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GCRAFT!

Community, Communityserver, Friends, Fun, Hiring, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minecraftjava, Minecraftjavaedition, Minecraftsurvival, Survival

Welcome to Our Minecraft Vanilla Survival Server 1.20!

Welcome to our thriving Minecraft community! Dive into an immersive vanilla survival experience where the community’s creativity and collaboration shape the world we inhabit. Our server is dedicated to fostering a balanced blend of adventure, camaraderie, and fair play.

Fair Play and Security

At the heart of our server is a robust anti-cheat system, ensuring a level playing field for all. We take pride in maintaining a cheat-free environment, allowing everyone to enjoy the game authentically.

Community-Driven Experience

Founded and cultivated by a passionate group of about a dozen individuals, our server thrives on the commitment and enthusiasm of its members. We cherish the spirit of cooperation and exploration, inviting every player to contribute their unique talents and ideas.

Embark on an Epic Journey

Join us as we embark on an epic Minecraft odyssey together! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an intrepid explorer, or a redstone genius, there’s a place for you here. Explore vast landscapes, build stunning creations, and forge lasting friendships along the way.

Connect with Us

Join our Discord community to stay updated, interact with fellow players, and immerse yourself in the vibrant world of our server. We can’t wait to see the wonders that our collective creativity will bring forth!

Get ready to delve into an incredible adventure filled with exploration, collaboration, and endless possibilities. Welcome to our Minecraft family, where your journey awaits!

IP – 104.218.101.26:56640DOMAIN – gcraft.mcho.us

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	502510	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.