melonlandia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HaircutCraftIgnoreGF

Apology, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, emergency situation, Girlfriend, Haircut, HaircutCraftIgnoreGF, Hairstylist, ignoring phone call, long term relationship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Prioritizing, relationship, rude behavior, social media jealousy, Trust

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where answering a phone call during a haircut can lead to a breakup! Join us for some outrageous drama and wild accusations that will keep you on your toes. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a man who prioritized his hairstylist over his girlfriend. Who knew getting a haircut could cause such chaos? So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Come on in and see what crazy situations await you!

KindnessKraze Minecraft SMP

act of kindness, Caring, Compassionate, Generosity, Good deed, Heartwarming, Impactful, kindness matters, KindnessKraze, Making A Difference, memorable, Minecraft, Never forget, positive impact, Random act of kindness, selfless, Simple, small gesture, smp, spreading love, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5507	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8437	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and someone came and gave me a diamond pickaxe for no reason, it was so random but so awesome! And then another time, we had a huge prank war and someone turned my entire house into a giant cake, like what even?! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have, it’s like a full-on war zone sometimes but in a hilarious way. So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends, you gotta join this server ASAP!

NostalgiaBeats

cherished memories, childhood bliss, childhood dreams, childhood joy, childhood memories, Favorite, Happy, long-lasting memories, Melody, Music, musical memories, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, NostalgiaBeats, Reminiscing, sentimental, Soundtrack, soundtrack of my life, special moments, theme song, unforgettable moments

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Votes:	3665	Mines Excavated:	3228
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where your favorite childhood memories come to life! Imagine a world where every block you break plays a different theme song from your childhood. Want to build a house? BAM! The theme song from your first crush plays as you place each block. Need to mine for diamonds? BOOM! The theme song from your first bike ride without training wheels blasts through your speakers. Join us for a nostalgic trip down memory lane and create epic builds while jamming out to the greatest hits of your childhood. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

Democracy, election, hezbollah, Hezbollah’s decline, Hezbollah’s impact, Hezbollah’s influence, Hezbollah’s power, Hezbollah’s role, HezbollahCraft, Lebanese elections, Lebanese government, Lebanese politics, Lebanese presidency, Lebanese society, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political change, political stability, Politics, presidential candidates, Presidential vote, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, u know how lebanon is all like, who’s gonna be president n stuff? well, come join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and craziness u need to distract u from real life politics! forget about hezbollah, come build ur own presidential palace and rule over ur own virtual country! plus, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests that will make u feel like a real-life spy. join now for a wild ride of political intrigue and blocky adventures!

TransnistriaEnergyCrisisCraft

Agreement, bilateral talks, collaboration, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, energy crisis, energy security, international relations, Moldova, Moldovan President Sandu, Négotiation, Partnership, Politics, regional stability, Transnistria, TransnistriaEnergyCrisisCraft, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Animals Bred:	151	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a part of a crazy adventure, well this server is like that but in minecraft form. we got Zelenskyy and Moldovan President Sandu teaming up to tackle an energy crisis in Transnistria, like what even is that place? who knows, but it sounds epic. join us and be a part of this wild journey, maybe you’ll even get to meet some world leaders in pixel form. who needs real life drama when u can have minecraft drama, amirite? come on, join us and let’s save the day in the most bizarre way possible.

RoboCare: Retain, Relate, Relax

Automation in nursing homes, Caregiving innovations, employee retention, employee satisfaction, Employee turnover, Healthcare industry trends, Healthcare Technology, Job Opportunities, Less experienced employees, long-term care facilities, More experienced workers, Nursing homes, part-time work, patient care, Relate, Relax, Retain, RoboCare, Robotic assistance, Robotics in healthcare, Robots, Staffing solutions, technology in healthcare, workforce management

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Farms Harvested:	645
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

LOL come join dis minecraft server where we use ROBOTS in nursing homes!! yea u heard right, ROBOTS. we got dem robots helpin out with patient care and keepin dem employees happy.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u, we got HIGHER employee retention cuz of dem robots. dem employees ain’t leavin cuz dey love workin with dem robots.

patient care? OH YEAH, we got dat on lock. dem robots helpin out with patient care like nobody’s business.

we got an overall employment INCREASE, more part-time work available, and less experienced employees needed. so if u a noob, dis da place for u.

less demand for dem experienced workers, so if u ain’t got much experience, don’t worry, we got u covered.

come join da madness, come join da fun, come join dis server with ROBOTS in nursing homes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

TechnoCraft228 Minecraft server

BUILD, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, TechnoCraft228

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

The owner of the TechnoCraft228 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

TECHNOCRAFT228.aternos.me:18800

Turtlecraft Season Five

admins, baseball, Bluemap, Crafting, data packs, Discordsrv, gameplay, Griefing, integration, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, resource pack, Season, SEASON FIVE, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Trailer, Turtlecraft, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5782
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Turtlecraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claim Plugin	Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Enhanced Crafting Data Packs	Improved crafting recipes and options
Admin Team	Active admins for monitoring and support
Large Map	10,000 x 10,000 block map with Bluemap integration
Discord Integration	Stay connected with DiscordSRV integration
Custom Resource Pack	Optional resource pack for improved textures
Trouble-Maker System	Efficient system for dealing with rule-breakers

FAQs

Q: How do I claim my land?

A: Use the land claim plugin available on the server.

Q: Can I use custom resource packs?

A: Yes, you can use the optional custom resource pack provided.

Q: How do I report trouble-makers?

A: Contact an admin on the server or via Discord.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP rules are outlined in the server guidelines. Check with admins for more information.

Silk Road Beauties 1.20

assimilation, beauties, breeding, China, culture, Diversity, equality, family, gender, immigration, Latinx, Marriage, Men, Multiculturalism, Population, Rabbits, relationships, ROAD, silk, society, Stereotypes, tradition, Women

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because China is in desperate need of more latinx women to marry their men. I mean, those dudes are breeding like rabbits, man! So, if you wanna help out and save China from overpopulation, hop on this server and start building some epic virtual relationships. Plus, who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world. It’s a win-win situation, my dude!

FantasyCraftPayday

aita, Apology, Boss, Champion, Communication, DELAY, Etiquette, Fantasy Football, FantasyCraftPayday, holiday season, League, New Year, off guard, payment, response, REWARD, Standard, text messages, Victor, Winnings, work league

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	1228	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Divine Spears Created:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be treated like royalty for your victories? Look no further than our server, where we pay out our winners in record time! Just like how our boss here took only 5 days to respond to a simple request for payment, we promise to uphold the highest standards of customer service in the gaming world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of not having to wait for your rewards like a peasant. Our server is the place to be for all fantasy football champions who demand nothing but the best treatment. Don’t settle for anything less – come join us today and bask in the glory of instant gratification!

CraftyNet: Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, controversy, CraftyNet, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, News, Peace efforts, Politics, Server, social media, trump, united states, US-Iran conflict, Video, world leaders

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	3345
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3952	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF TRUMP AND NETANYAHU HAD A MINECRAFT BABY AND IT WAS A TOTAL DISASTER BUT IN A FUNNY WAY. JOIN IF YOU WANNA SEE CRAZY DRAMA AND EXPLOSIONS LIKE A REALITY SHOW BUT IN BLOCK FORM. PLUS, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY. DON’T MISS OUT, COME JOIN THE CHAOS!

KelloggCraft: 100 Days War

100 days, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution timeline, crisis management., Days, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Kellogg, Kellogg’s peace plan, KelloggCraft, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political strategy, resolve, Russo-Ukrainian relations, Russo-Ukrainian war, united nations, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server and help kellogg resolve the russo-ukrainian war in just 100 days! we got dragons, unicorns, and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will make you invincible! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player and will challenge you to epic build battles. join now and be a hero in the minecraft world!

MinecraftOffline

1 Gbit Network, Cheats, Connect, Custom Plugins, DDR4 ECC RAM, Discord, discord server, Europe-optimised, finland, Freedom to play, Game version, Griefing, Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, Ip:, MinecraftOffline, NVMe SSDs, Semi Vanilla, Server, Spamming, technical specifications, Unique gameplay features, Zero reset policy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

MinecraftOffline

Server Overview

Server IP	minecraftoffline.net
Game Version	1.21.3
Zero reset policy
Freedom to play	Cheats and griefing permitted (no spamming allowed)
Unique gameplay features	Custom plugins
Europe-optimised	Hosted in Finland

Technical Specifications

Processor	Intel XEON E-2276G
Storage	2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
RAM	64GB DDR4 ECC
Network	1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM)

Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQ

Can I use cheats on this server?

Yes, cheats are permitted on this server.

Is griefing allowed?

Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

Are there any specific rules to follow?

Aside from no spamming, players are encouraged to respect others and have fun.

Enchanted Realms 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, adult content, belle delphine, Celebrities, collab, collaboration, controversy, COSPLAY, Enchanted, Entertainment, Gaming, influencers, internet personalities, Mia Malkova, onlyfans, Opinions, reaction, Realms, review, social media, Thoughts, trending

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	4742
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Bro, forget about that drama. You need to join this Minecraft server ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you.

First of all, we have pigs that can fly. Yes, you heard me right. Flying pigs, bro.

Secondly, our diamonds are actually made of cheese. So you can mine and snack at the same time.

And last but not least, our creepers are trained to breakdance. Imagine being blown up by a dancing creeper, epic fail!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever!

SecretHub Minecraft Server

approaching husband, breach of trust, Communication, country music, Curiosity, discovery, favorite song, fear, Honesty, Karaoke, Minecraft, Music, playlist, privacy, relationship, secret, SecretHub, Server, shower, singing, spotify, Surprise, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Towns Built:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring, stoic Minecraft servers? Join our server for some unexpected surprises and hidden talents! Just like this wife who discovered her husband’s secret shower singing skills to country music, you never know what you’ll find on our server! From deep-voiced karaoke kings to secret Spotify playlists, our server is full of surprises. Join now and uncover the hidden talents of your fellow players – you won’t believe what you’ll discover! And remember, on our server, twanginess is always welcome!

Players:	100/500	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9276	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4902
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3