| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4433 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 1433 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6406 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.
And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?
This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9389 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6821 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9565 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9275 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.
Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3633 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!
And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 165 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2139 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1254 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4718 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 503 |
also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.
join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3745 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6945 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
people who join this server are like, super cool and have this aura of awesomeness around them. it’s like, if u wanna be part of the cool kids club, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join, u get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. how insane is that?
but wait, there’s more. if u join this server, u also get access to this hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted weapons. it’s like, the ultimate jackpot. and get this, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. it’s like something out of a fantasy movie.
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #unicornfarts #dragonriders
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9295 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
And here you will find a video ===> https://www.youtube.com/@maskin_sinOur VK group ===> https://vk.com/mascraftoriginalOur group in telegram ===> https://t.me/+1jDt5gk3RvAyMDQy
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1530 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 3139 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Name | Ultra-Hardcore Mining Server |
| Server Address | gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998 |
| Game Mode | Stay alive and earn points |
| Weekly Competitions | Sunday individual and team competitions |
If you die, you have the opportunity to earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
You earn points by staying alive (+1 per minute) and earning experience points. For example, killing a skeleton earns 3 points, and killing the dragon earns 12,000 points.
Play fair and friendly is a given. Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages, no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients are allowed on the server.
The Apocalypse DataPack includes various customizations such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhancements for skeletons, and unique abilities for other mobs.
You can join the Discord server using the following invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 298 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 6467 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6155 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, daring quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, and hilarious shenanigans with our wacky community of players. Who needs fame in the real world when you can become a Minecraft superstar in our server?
So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring life behind and join us in the land of mystery and mayhem. Just remember, in our server, nobody knows who you are… and that’s the way we like it!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8685 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 555 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7786 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Join our server for epic moments like these, where communication skills are put to the test and drama unfolds like a TNT explosion. Who needs a Christmas feast when you can feast on the drama instead?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush, look no further! Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, always speak your mind, even if it means causing a little chaos along the way. See you in the game!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3864 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret treasure hunt where you have to follow a trail of rainbow sheep to find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And if you find it, you get to ride a flying unicorn around the server for a whole day!
Plus, the admins are like super chill and always hosting events like llama races and chicken jousting tournaments. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nose. It’s lit, fam.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Let’s get crafting, y’all!
