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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8040 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
so, like, this server is like a MEGA PRISON but in minecraft, yo. we got more than 2000 inmates in here, all ready to cause chaos and have a good time. it’s like a wild party but with bars on the windows, ya feel me?
come join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being locked up in a virtual world. make friends with your fellow inmates, start a riot, or just chill in your cell and contemplate life. the possibilities are endless in this wacky server.
plus, we got guards who are actually players pretending to be guards. they’ll keep you in line and make sure you don’t escape… unless you can outsmart them, that is. it’s like a game within a game, man. mind blown.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our ‘mega prison’ server and see if you have what it takes to survive behind bars. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
