so, like, this server is like a MEGA PRISON but in minecraft, yo. we got more than 2000 inmates in here, all ready to cause chaos and have a good time. it’s like a wild party but with bars on the windows, ya feel me?

come join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being locked up in a virtual world. make friends with your fellow inmates, start a riot, or just chill in your cell and contemplate life. the possibilities are endless in this wacky server.

plus, we got guards who are actually players pretending to be guards. they’ll keep you in line and make sure you don’t escape… unless you can outsmart them, that is. it’s like a game within a game, man. mind blown.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our ‘mega prison’ server and see if you have what it takes to survive behind bars. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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