Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

ACADEMIC, Accountability, attention seeking, Behavior, cleavage, consequences, DISRESPECTFUL, distraction, inappropriate, irresponsible, lesson learned, Meeting, Minecraft, missed meeting, mistake, Priorities, Professor, regret, regretful, regretful actions, smp, streamer thot, stupid

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Votes:	6449
Void Gems Collected:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ores Mined:	9682
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Farms Harvested:	201
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Magic Items Found:	7413	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5955
Love Letters Sent:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Runes Activated:	6

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Animals Bred:	166
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8253	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	4604
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!