yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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