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Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crops Grown:	7210
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

ExBlocktion Minecraft Server

Argument, Bachelor, bills, Carpenter, Court, electrician, ex, ExBlocktion, father in-law, fixer upper, Girlfriend, Handy, House, Kids, Minecraft, moving out, Pregnant, renovation, rent out, SEPARATE, Separated, Server, splitting, WIBTA

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	2867	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.

CrazyCraft: AITA?!?!

Adult, aita, attachment, birthday present, Boyfriend, cat, crazy, crazycraft, DAUGHTER, dog, family dog, ferret, full-time job, GRIEVING, mean, pet responsibility, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SNAKE, social life

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into getting pets for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the never-ending cycle of pet responsibility. No more cleaning up after snakes, feeding ferrets, or walking dogs. Our virtual world is pet-free and responsibility-free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any sneaky boyfriends buying unwanted pets for your adult children. Say goodbye to pet drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the real-life pet responsibilities behind!

CraftyCraze: The Best Thing!

Advancements, best, CraftyCraze, current affairs, current events, encouraging, Global, Happening, Impactful, inspiring, noteworthy, opinion, Optimistic, Positive Change, positive news, progress, Significant, society, trend, Uplifting, world

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Well, obviously it’s our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot rainbow fireballs. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyModiMuskMixup

confusion, controversy, CraftyModiMuskMixup, Diplomatic, discussion, Government, headline, Indian PM, international affairs, Meeting, modi, Musk, News, Politics, relationships, speculation, summit, summit meeting, trump, U.S. visit, world leaders

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, trump was all like, “wut da heck, why is modi hangin’ out with musk in da u.s.???” and we were all like, “yo, come join our server and maybe u can figure it out, bro!”

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftVerse Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, anti-connection, anti-social, antisocial behavior, apathetic, Craftverse, disconnected, Disconnection, fictional language, Hermit, independent, Introvert, ISOLATION, isolationism, LONER, LoneWolf, misanthropic, Netflix, programming, Realms, reclusive, solitary, solitude

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Yo bro, forget about connecting with humans and dive into the ultimate Minecraft server where you can speak the language of the blocks! Join us and learn the language of creepers, zombies, and Endermen – who needs people when you can communicate with pixelated mobs? Plus, our server has a secret language only true gamers can decipher, so if you’re tired of human interaction, come join us for a language experience like no other!

RabbitHoleRage

Communication, comorbid disorders, dieting, education, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Healthy Eating, medical field, mental disorders, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, personal boundaries, RabbitHoleRage, restrictive diets, scientific research, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Alien Abductions:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is filled with so much chaos and fun that you won’t even remember why you were arguing with your brother about carnivore diets and big pharma.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tiny home without any construction skills, start a food truck without any cooking experience, and tackle huge projects that you’ll never finish – just like your brother! Plus, our server is so immersive that you’ll feel like you’re living in a capitalist hellscape, but with more diamonds and creepers.

Forget about toxic gas from plant materials – on our server, the only toxic thing you’ll encounter is the occasional troll in the chat. So come on over and let’s play some video games together, because who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

UnicornJuggler Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, UnicornJuggler

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8706	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Bro, have you ever tried to tame a pack of wild llamas while riding a pig in Minecraft? It’s like trying to juggle creepers while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! But that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got the craziest challenges and the wackiest adventures waiting for you.

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens with diamond swords, build a house out of nothing but slime blocks, or race against a horde of zombie villagers in a minecart derby. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you have to decipher riddles written in chicken scratch to find the hidden loot.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server out there. Plus, we have free cake every Friday! So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!

AmbassadorXtraterrestrial

#announcement, acceptance, Alien Ambassador., alien encounter, Ambassador of Earth, AmbassadorXtraterrestrial, Contact Earth, Cosmic Connection, diplomatic relations, Earth’s Representative, Extraterrestrial Communication, Friendly Aliens, global communication, global unity, Identity, Intergalactic Diplomacy, intergalactic relations, interstellar communication, Special Selection, unique opportunity, Universal Peace

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crops Grown:	3707

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest alien ambassador dreams! Picture this: you, decked out in a shiny spacesuit, representing Earth to a group of friendly extraterrestrials. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special “Alien Ambassador” roleplay event where you can negotiate intergalactic treaties, explore alien worlds, and even ride in a spaceship (virtual, of course). Plus, who wouldn’t want to be the chosen one by aliens? So come on, join us and show those aliens why you’re the best ambassador Earth has to offer!

CraftyPutinLiesLOL

accusations, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, CraftyPutinLiesLOL, Deception, Diplomacy, Dispute, international relations, Liar, Meeting, Politics, president, putin, russia, summit, trump, Truth, Ukraine, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, cuz, like, zelenskyy said that putin is a big fat liar, and we all know that means u gotta come play on our server to escape all the lies and drama in the real world, ya know? plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party with all the cool kids in town. so, like, what are u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be serious all the time, amirite?

AnarchyyMC

Allies, AnarchyyMC, Chat, Community, Discord, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Homes, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, solo play, Teleportation, Toxicity, Warps

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒!

A Brand New Friendly Anarchy Minecraft Server!

Total Freedom	Minimal Rules
No land claims, no limits	PvP, raiding, and griefing allowed
Only One Rule	No toxicity

Other Features:

Friendly community
TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes
Play solo or with friends

IP: mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz

Version: 1.21.4

Discord: https://discord.gg/PrP5PwjhY2

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are land claims allowed?	No, there are no land claims on this server.
What is the server version?	The server is on version 1.21.4.
What is the Discord link?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/PrP5PwjhY2.

Mechanical Love 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, Artificial Intelligence, compassion, DATING, discrimination, Ethics, Future, Gender Identity, human emotions, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, machine learning, mechanical, prejudice, relationships, ROBOT, society, Technology, trans girl, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	5829	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where robots date trans girls? It’s like a virtual love paradise, man! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures where anything can happen, even robot-trans girl romances!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when robots try to navigate the world of dating with trans girls. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

So come on, join us on this one-of-a-kind server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows, you might even witness a robot proposing to a trans girl in front of a crowd of creepers! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

CartelCraze-BeGone!

border control, border security, CartelCrazeBeGone, Cartels, collaboration, CounterTerrorism, cross-border crime, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug trafficking organizations, drug war, International cooperation, joint operation, joint task force, law enforcement, mexico, military units, national security, organized crime, security forces, U.S

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky cartels ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the U.S. and Mexico have teamed up with their top military units to take down all the cartels once and for all! Fight alongside Navy SEALs and Mexican special forces as you rid the server of drug lords and their minions. Don’t miss out on this epic battle for justice and loot – join now and help us create a cartel-free Minecraft world!

The Lab

1.21.4, Armor statues, Banner Flags, BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack, Craftoria, Discord-Minecraft Chat Integration, Dynmap, Ender Dragon Fight Remastered, Essence RPG, Events, FireTick, germany, hard mode, Head Database, Lab, Minigames, modded server, shopping district, smp, vanilla refresh, Villager Leash, world border

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

General Info
Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features
[New!] Essence RPG
[New!] Banner Flags
[New!] Vanilla Refresh
[New!] Ender Dragon Fight Remastered
[New!] Villager Leash
[New!] BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack
Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Armor statues

FAQ

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started back in the middle of August in ’24 and is now on its 4th season.

Q: Is there a map reset planned?

A: Unlike prior seasons, we don’t plan on resetting the map for a very long time.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can build your base, shop in the shopping district, participate in events and minigames, and even host your own events.

Q: Are there any additional servers running?

A: Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is also a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and fill out an application.

Mystic Isles Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, Book, Coming of Age, Craft, Deception, Drama, Fiction, friendship, Girls, hidden identity, high school, Isles, Lies, Mystery, mystic, No. 931342362, novel, romance, Secrets, Suspense, Thriller, young adult

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Animals Bred:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz it’s got girls! And not just any girls, but like, super cool gamer girls who will totally pwn you in PvP and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen. Plus, they’re all unicorns in real life, so you know they’re magical AF. Join now or forever be a noob!

Players:	99/300	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2