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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Dimension Hops: 0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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