| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.
So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 195 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Discord | 0_fold |
|---|---|
| Version | Crazy Craft 1.16.5 |
| Player Count | Several players, server started today |
| Performance | Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag |
You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.
Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.
Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.
You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 926014 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!
Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.
But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 159 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!
Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 130 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Best political towny SMP.
Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5686 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
