Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because Hagmaxxingbros is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of hags who have mastered the art of maxxing out their Minecraft skills. These hags are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamonds in just 5 minutes!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of bros who are always up for a good time. These bros have the strength of ten Steve’s and can mine through bedrock with their bare hands!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of hags and bros teaming up to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen? Join us at Hagmaxxingbros and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

    Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BlockyBrits

    BlockyBrits
    Are you tired of being constantly harassed by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the incels are coming edition, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is getting hit on by socially awkward skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward pick-up lines, cringe-worthy flirting, and endless amounts of diamond armor to protect yourself from unwanted advances. Who needs to build a fortress when you have a legion of incels ready to defend you at all costs? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is a fedora-wearing creeper who just can’t take a hint.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Enchantments Applied: 66 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • FanartFrenzyCraft: Your Oshi Approved!

    FanartFrenzyCraft: Your Oshi Approved!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates your fanart of your favorite Minecraft YouTuber? Well, on our server, your oshi will not only like your fanart, but they will personally thank you by building a giant statue of themselves in-game made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join now and become the official artist of the server, where your fanart will be displayed for all to see in the Hall of Fame! Who knew that drawing stick figures could lead to such fame and fortune in the Minecraft world?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Farties: Where Even the Creepers Laugh at Your Rage

    Crafty Farties: Where Even the Creepers Laugh at Your Rage
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds, making you the richest player in all of Minecraft land. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally)!

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless laughs and unforgettable moments. Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4300 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Emeralds Found: 1958
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Cubeception: Where the Blocks are Always Questioning Reality

    Cubeception: Where the Blocks are Always Questioning Reality
    Are you tired of living in a boring, cubeless world? Join our Minecraft server and discover the true purpose of the cube! Legend has it that the cube was created by a group of ancient builders who wanted to challenge players with its mysterious powers. Some say that those who unlock the secrets of the cube will gain unimaginable riches and power. Others believe that the cube is actually a portal to a parallel universe filled with diamonds and cake. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and uncover the truth about the cube!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 908 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyKnights – Minecraft Server for Arknights Fans

    CraftyKnights – Minecraft Server for Arknights Fans
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower field. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a herd of pigs in a minecart race.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who build giant statues of Steve riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you’re more into creating pixel art of Herobrine riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? We’ve got it all!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon look like a tiny silverfish. Join us for our next event where we’ll be reenacting the Battle of the Wither, complete with explosions, flying pigs, and a surprise appearance by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockyFeels R9K Server

    BlockyFeels R9K Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone’s basement? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around, where the zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood lizard looking for a friend.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbusters, a group of elite players who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces that will make your jaw drop. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the villagers let loose and show off their funky moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than they look!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Polska Pals

    Crafty Polska Pals
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we have taken the edycja stambulska to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes!

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet zombie named Fred who tells the best jokes (seriously, he’s a riot).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the edycja stambulska like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Revenge of the Angry Villager: Civilizational Recovery Edition

    Revenge of the Angry Villager: Civilizational Recovery Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just trying to rebuild society after WW3? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos and destruction! Our founder, Steve the Mad, absolutely despises the idea of civilization recovery and instead encourages players to embrace the post-apocalyptic madness.

    Join our server if you want to ride mutant chickens into battle, build your base out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick. Who needs society when you can have anarchy and mayhem? So come on, join us and let’s make the wasteland great again!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Dimension Hops: 15
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Star Shards Collected: 129

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Doomstrument Server: Where Creepers Play the Music of Destruction

    Doomstrument Server: Where Creepers Play the Music of Destruction
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – “The Instrument of Doom”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and llama wisdom.

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

    3. Our PvP arena is unlike anything you’ve ever seen. It’s a floating island in the sky where players battle it out while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

    4. The server owner is rumored to be a wizard who can summon lightning storms and turn players into chickens with a flick of his wand. Don’t mess with him unless you want to end up clucking around the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join “The Instrument of Doom” and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, watch out for those llamas…they’re not to be underestimated.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Pixelmon Paradise – Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

    Pixelmon Paradise – Gotta Catch ‘Em All!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will dumbify your brain cells? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Beam Edition! Why join, you ask? Because we have a mobile Pokémon game that’s so real-time, you’ll forget what turn-based even means. And guess what? Instead of collecting Pokémon, you collect trainers! It’s like a virtual trainer zoo up in here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a Sync Grid Simulator that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our Eggmon viability guide/tier list. You’ll be hatching eggs like a pro in no time.

    Oh, and did we mention our Legendary Gauntlet Info? It’s so legendary, even Herobrine is jealous. And if you’re into model ripping/datamining projects, we’ve got a FAQ that will blow your mind (literally, it’s explosive).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have Pokémon Masters EX and a soundtrack that will make your ears bleed with joy? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty9k: The Ultimate Neckbeard Minecraft Server

    Crafty9k: The Ultimate Neckbeard Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your friend’s OC? Look no further! Our server is filled with unicorns, dragons, and even talking potatoes! Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you say something nice about your friend’s OC, you’ll unlock a secret realm filled with dancing pandas and flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2121 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • VidLinksRUs – Chaos Unleashed!

    VidLinksRUs – Chaos Unleashed!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with all their silly rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while playing the accordion? Absolutely!

    On our server, there are no rules, no limits, and definitely no boring tutorials on how to play. Just jump in and start causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Want to see videos of the craziest stunts and builds our players have come up with? We’ve got ’em! Want to share your own insane Minecraft creations with the world? Drop a link in the chat and watch the chaos unfold.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ShogunSquad Minecraft Server: Where Samurai Meets Creeper!

    ShogunSquad Minecraft Server: Where Samurai Meets Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old historical dramas? Want to experience Japan like never before? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate the epic battles and stunning landscapes of feudal Japan!

    We’ve got players praising us for our attention to detail, saying our server is better than any Japanese historical drama out there. And don’t even get us started on the chuds who can’t handle that Mariko isn’t their idea of beautiful – they’re giving us zero stars! But hey, we’re not here to please everyone, just those who want to have a hilarious time exploring a wacky version of Japan in Minecraft. Join us now and prepare for some epic battles and crazy adventures!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NijisanjiEN’s Pillar Palace

    NijisanjiEN’s Pillar Palace
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as basic as Steve’s default skin? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our epic parties.

    And don’t even get us started on the crazy events we host. From building competitions where you can show off your mad building skills to PvP battles that will make you question if you’re really in the game or an action movie.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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