MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6343	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Void Armor Forged:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Towns Built:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	191	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crops Grown:	7748	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	171
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Animals Bred:	82	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	183	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	5111
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Star Shards Collected:	225
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.