Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Tarantino himself declared our server as a masterpiece, even comparing it to Joker 2 (which doesn’t even exist, but who cares, it’s Tarantino!). And as if that wasn’t enough, the Chuds (whatever those are) were completely BTFO’d by our players in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted golden eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft. And who knows, maybe you’ll even catch Tarantino himself building a giant movie set made entirely out of diamond blocks!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crops Grown: 5253 Enchantments Applied: 172
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty Threads Minecraft Server

    Crafty Threads Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server, “edizione delle culle piene”, is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where every player starts off with a full inventory of baby cribs. That’s right, you heard us correctly. Baby cribs. Build a crib castle, start a crib farm, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground crib fighting ring where players can battle it out to see whose crib reigns supreme. Will your crib be the last one standing?

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a special event every Friday where the sky rains down… you guessed it, more baby cribs! It’s a crib-a-palooza!

    So what are you waiting for? Join “edizione delle culle piene” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crib-tastic adventure!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Minecraft SMP Docker?

    Why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Minecraft SMP Docker?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of players dressed as llamas arguing over who has the best dance moves. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges everyone to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for the rest of the day.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary LXC Containers, a group of mysterious players who have mastered the art of teleportation and can travel between dimensions with ease. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare items that can’t be found anywhere else.

    So why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Docker? Because they’re too busy having the time of their lives on our server, of course! Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next member of this wacky and wonderful community.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • 3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server

    3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Brightshield Graduation Minecraft Server

    Brightshield Graduation Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a magical creature that changes colors with the seasons. Legend has it that if you can catch and shear the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and cookies!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and exploding cows – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Confused Minecraft SMP Player

    Confused Minecraft SMP Player
    Join our Minecraft SMP where we debate the ethics of abortion while building giant pixel art statues of fetuses! Our server is filled with wacky discussions and outrageous theories about when life truly begins. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates while battling mobs and dodging creepers. Come join us for a wild and controversial adventure!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Tribunal vs Dagoth Minecraft Server

    Tribunal vs Dagoth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is deciding who gets the last diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the ultimate conspiracy theory debate going on – did the tribunal murder Nerevar or was it Dagoth? Join us and uncover the truth while building your own empire in a world filled with mystery and intrigue. Plus, rumor has it that if you solve the mystery, you’ll be rewarded with a secret stash of enchanted loot that will make you the most powerful player in the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Falling into the Void: 1 Star Shards Collected: 177

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

    Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Reptile Rave Minecraft Server

    Reptile Rave Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to know which presidential candidate is going to make the biggest impact on the reptile community? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to debate and discuss the important issues, like which candidate will provide the best heat lamps for our scaly friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of lizard people who are trying to influence the election from the shadows. So come join us and help shape the future for all reptiles, one block at a time!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Why Can’t I PvP in Minecraft SMP?

    Why Can’t I PvP in Minecraft SMP?
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where players drop bombs and hat tricks left and right! We’ve got players who can’t score in Brazil but can ghost through the whole game like pros. Join us and witness epic battles against the best players in the world, where Peru, Bolivia, and Chile teams are somehow 10 times better than Borussia and Bayern. Watch as Vini runs through the whole field without any team assistance and scores like a boss – he might just be boycotting the NT for all we know! So come on, join us for some insane Minecraft fun and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the “Tour de Inferno” where you’ll face off against fiery mobs and insane challenges.

    But that’s not all, we have special programs like the “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can come face-to-face with the devs themselves! Who knows what shenanigans they’ll get up to.

    And if you’re looking for some epic adventures, look no further than our upcoming events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim free Boopons (whatever those are) or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III.

    But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for in-game goodies and useful links to keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Foot Fag Minecraft SMP

    Foot Fag Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and juicy drama that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Rumor has it that one player mysteriously disappeared after angering the server admin by building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Will he ever return? Or, is it truly over? Join our server to find out and maybe even uncover the truth behind his disappearance.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with a taste for diamond swords.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • 6b6t.org Minecraft server

    6b6t.org Minecraft server

    Anarchy without rules, big online, best clone 2b2t

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Slim Laid Minecraft Server

    Slim Laid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?

    Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Crops Grown: 8924
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Fishtank Live Pre-Season Minecraft SMP #434

    Fishtank Live Pre-Season Minecraft SMP #434
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL! Join us for Season 3 starting on October 27th (tentative date) for some wild and wacky adventures.

    In our last episode, we had a showdown with a giant chicken riding a llama while trying to build a rollercoaster to the moon. And let’s not forget the time we accidentally turned the entire server into flying pigs! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else.

    So why join Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL? Because where else can you ride a dolphin into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Plus, our m3u playlist is filled with nothing but bangers that will have you dancing while you mine.

    Don’t miss out on the fun, join us at https://www.fishtank.live and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the virtual world, deputy!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8611 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7437

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Spy x Family Minecraft Server

    Spy x Family Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being stuck in a little box like a sad little Minecraft villager? Well, on our server, we offer freedom and endless possibilities! Hold hands with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures together. Feel the warmth of your virtual child in your pixelated arms as you build and create in a world that’s truly interlinked. Say goodbye to missing pieces of yourself and join us on this crazy journey where everything is interconnected and absolutely bonkers! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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