| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.
Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6284 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 144 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.
So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 124 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Season 1
Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Welcome to Fabled Realms!
Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!
Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.
Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.
Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.
Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.
Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Welcome to Shacknews SMP |
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| Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is running Java v1.21.1. |
| Is the server P2W? | No, the server is not pay-to-win. |
| Do you have a Discord server? | Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord. |
| When was the server world last reset? | The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft. |
| Do you have a modpack? | Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth. |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.
But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 331833 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!
And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.
And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.
We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.
So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
