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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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