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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
Villages Defended: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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