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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
Alien Abductions: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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