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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Emeralds Found: 807 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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