so, like, u know how astronauts go to space n stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level. we have a whole space station in minecraft, where u can be an astronaut and travel to mars! but here’s the catch – ur kidneys may not survive the roundtrip! yep, u heard that right. our space station is so realistic that ur kidneys might just give up on u. but hey, who needs kidneys when u can explore the red planet, right? join us for the ultimate space adventure, where kidney failure is just part of the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 9682 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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