MartianKidneySurvivors | New Minecraft Servers 2024

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the craziest group of Minecraft players you’ll ever meet! Enna once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky, Millie once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do her bidding, Nina graduated from Minecraft University with a degree in Redstone engineering, and Reimu once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword!

Join us on this server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (thanks to Ethyria Essentials)! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Politics-Free Funland

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition

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Welcome to the Minecraft server where everything is literally about YOU. Yes, you heard it right, this server is the “Literally Me Edition” where every block you place, every mob you slay, and every diamond you mine is a reflection of your inner self.

Join us on our Necropolis world where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasures and dangers at every corner. But be warned, the undead are not too happy about you raiding their resting places, so bring your best armor and weapons to survive the onslaught.

Check out our Patch Notes section where we update you on all the crazy changes happening in our world. From new mobs to wacky events, there’s always something exciting going on in our server.

And don’t forget to participate in our Challenge Rewards program where you can earn exclusive in-game rewards for completing insane tasks. From building a giant statue of yourself to taming a dragon, the challenges are endless and the rewards are epic.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a sneak peek of PoE 2 available for early access in 2024? That’s right, you can get a taste of the future of Minecraft before anyone else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft master shine on our server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

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Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Farms Harvested:	366
Dimension Hops:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

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Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Crops Grown:	3507
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
New Chunks Explored:	447162	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3108	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Crops Grown:	5009	Towns Built:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	181
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ores Mined:	8031	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4