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Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crops Grown:	8769

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3069

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7029	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Buildings Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TeamUp Minecraft SMP – 30/32 and Counting

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

StoryMine Balanced economy server Minecraft

Antispam, Auto-mine, Balanced Economy, Cities, Comfortable survival, donation, Donation statuses, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Lag-free, long-lasting, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1768	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Osomatsu San Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as shipping the Matsuno Brothers together! That’s right, we’ve got a whole fandom dedicated to our server, and things can get pretty weird (in a good way, of course). Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can be a drag queen like the Matsunos in our Dragmatsu AU. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s serve some serious Minecraft realness!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	1823
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all of our players are secretly trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while fending off creepers with their bare hands.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on astronauts in space. So if you join, you might just be helping NASA discover the key to surviving on Mars!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me drop this bombshell – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Devilman Crybaby Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as Devilman Crybaby! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with demons, angels, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss in our server, you’ll be granted the power to transform into a devilman yourself! Imagine flying around the Minecraft world with wings and shooting fireballs at your enemies. It’s a game-changer, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of Devilman Crybaby in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one hell of a ride!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft SMP: M a i s o r a A n g e l

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Are you tired of your favorite characters getting retconned into virgins? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of character development, no matter how scandalous! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few loli hags along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable Minecraft memories together!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And don’t worry, getting turned into a block of obsidian by a mischievous wizard is all part of the fun!

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep)! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…unless you accidentally anger the giant mutant squid that roams the land. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

4chan Divegrass Day 3 Motherfuckers Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane goals, and more drama than a soap opera.

Our last match had /b/ beating /i/ 4-3 in a nail-biting showdown that had everyone on the edge of their seats. But don’t worry, the current match on stream has /i/ leading 2-0 against /f/, so anything can happen!

If you’re looking for a server where alliances are constantly shifting, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Join us at https://isthisliv.com/stream/ and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper explosion that changes the course of the game forever!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Indian Immigration Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with Indian immigration in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Indian immigration is the least of your worries! Our server is a magical land where cows fly, pigs dance, and creepers tell jokes. Forget about real-world problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures. So why wait? Join our server now and leave your immigration woes behind!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8