lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Boobies Bonanza

    Blocky Boobies Bonanza
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

    But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

    Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!
    come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

    Watch This Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Villages Defended: 14
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

    Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2367 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Tattoo Drama Craft

    Tattoo Drama Craft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Star Shards Collected: 296
    Dimension Hops: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

    UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Crops Grown: 5390 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 122 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyQuotez

    CraftyQuotez
    “Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

    YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure
    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

    join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

    plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

    Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps
    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
    Bucketable entities to save you pain
    Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

    So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I claim land to protect my builds? Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
    How does the diamond economy work? Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
    Can I teleport back home easily? Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
    What are bucketable entities? Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
    What crafting tweaks are available? We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2397 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

    He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

    Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Animals Bred: 16
    Zombie Dances: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

    Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

    And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SweetTeachMC SMP

    SweetTeachMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

    But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Emeralds Found: 3716
    Players Killed by Monsters: 856 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ZHumorCraft

    ZHumorCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyWarfareMC

    CraftyWarfareMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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