lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 18 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9606
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ParentalRageCraft

    ParentalRageCraft
    Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a lecture hall instead of a home? Do your parents make you feel like you’re constantly under surveillance and criticism? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where lectures are banned and freedom reigns supreme!

    Imagine a world where forgetting a bag of ice doesn’t lead to a 45-minute lecture on workplace etiquette. Picture a place where you can curse without fear of immediate slapping. That’s right, on our server, you can express yourself freely and let out all your frustrations without judgment.

    Join us and leave behind the guilt trips, the pressure, and the constant lectures. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, be yourself without any restrictions. So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Alien Abductions: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1660
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • HappyBlock SMP

    HappyBlock SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

    ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!
    Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

    Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7262 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • HebCraft Command Center Strike

    HebCraft Command Center Strike
    come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 354913 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Emeralds Found: 5020

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Movie Vacation Fun Land

    Movie Vacation Fun Land
    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

    also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

    oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

    so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Dimension Hops: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

    PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun
    so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Dimension Hops: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

    Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

    Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP cherryblock.org
    Bedrock Port 25565
    Server Availability Almost 24/7 operational

    Introduction:

    Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

    Philosophy:

    • Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
    • No room for griefing or stealing.
    • Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

    Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is Cherry Block? Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
    Is griefing allowed? No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
    Are hacking and cheating tolerated? No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
    How long has the community been active? The community has been thriving since 2019.
    How can I join the server? Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Dimension Hops: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Epic Quests Completed: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

    Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Red Alert Minecraft SMP

    Red Alert Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

    Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

    And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Emeralds Found: 7117 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

    BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

    Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

    So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

    MilliMinecraftSMPRich!
    If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

    BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds
    Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2035 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • EconBomb Minecraft Server

    EconBomb Minecraft Server
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

    we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

    join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

    MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

    Wish for More Genies – Minecraft
    hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

    but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

    if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 188 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Enchantments Applied: 190
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Magic Items Found: 3639

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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