Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ores Mined: 1910 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Villages Defended: 15
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Enchantments Applied: 176
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Times Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Potions Brewed: 142
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Towns Built: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

    What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

    Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 454 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatWatch Minecraft Server

    CatWatch Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

    Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

    So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CandleGateCraft

    CandleGateCraft
    Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

    Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

    Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

    PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

    So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelLoveCraft

    PixelLoveCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

    So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

    CraftyRapeLawsInIndia
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

    On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 323
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoRoyalKingLineage

    NoRoyalKingLineage
    join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

    imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

    but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 42 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

    Tiny Tots Crafty Crew
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

    Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 168 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    ? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

    ✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

    ? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

    ? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

    ?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

    ? Our modes:

    • Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

    • SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

    Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

    Have a nice game on MineSlope!

    Key words (for search):

    Best server! work, enchantments, crafts, clans, guilds, weddings, nothing more, private, without private, auction, ah, market, shops, economy, donation, sponsor, mineslope, mineslope, pvp, pve, levels, whales, sets, classic, vanilla, anarchy, market, rare wipes, pirated, without a license, parkour, events, events, competitions, spawn, survival, without commands, cases, with cases, without launcher

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invictus SMP ⛏️

    Server IP invictus.r2f.co
    Bedrock Port 25591
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

    Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

    Features:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How often does the world reset? The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
    Is the server public? Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
    How many seasons are you currently on? We are currently on our 9th season.
    Do you have community events? Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

    Late Bloomer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 213 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

    /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

    We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

    Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magic Items Found: 5547
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • KidCare Minecraft Server

    KidCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

    And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

    So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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