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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7737 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1943 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.