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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8746 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3174 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 261 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
