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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4418 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
