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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7062 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
