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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4067 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.