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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 2197 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
