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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5304 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
