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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7582 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 41 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
