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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3271 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 149 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
