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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4665 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
