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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 863 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 9200 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.