MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 276 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 156 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 258 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 2911
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Villages Defended: 9 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 227 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Farms Harvested: 766
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 904 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Animals Bred: 30 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Potions Brewed: 177
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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