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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4056 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.
So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.