Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Secret Passages Found: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 491 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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