Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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