Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Emeralds Found: 9031
Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Runes Activated: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Servers

  • CuteCraft or HotNotCraft

    CuteCraft or HotNotCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without worrying about accidentally calling your girlfriend “cute” instead of “hot.”

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Our community is full of quirky characters just like your girlfriend, but without the big cat wing glasses (unless you want to wear them in-game, of course).

    Don’t feel like a placeholder on our server – feel like a hero on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and prove your worth to your pixelated princess. With random facts to discover, dimples to admire, and smiles to share, you’ll forget all about that “hot vs cute” debate in no time.

    So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun – where the only drama is whether to build a giant statue of your adorable girlfriend or a massive library filled with random facts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain the difference between hot and cute to someone who just wants to be loved in all their quirky glory.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

    PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP
    Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Magic Items Found: 3116 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockParty101

    BlockParty101
    Are you tired of boring old parties where the only thing you can do is dance and eat chips? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate party destination!

    Join us and experience parties like never before, where the only rule is to have fun! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Done. Feel like building a giant cake that shoots fireworks? Go for it.

    Our server is the wildest party in town, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So come on in and join the craziest party of your life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 190965 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5064 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft IQ Booze Club

    Minecraft IQ Booze Club
    so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 201 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Towns Built: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BashyBashy

    BashyBashy

    Minigame server with bedwars etc. Non-toxic! Java 1.8-latest. Noob-friendly. Zero tolerance of hackers. 🙂

    Join our discord for updates. https://discord.gg/wdHCbNubXb

    We have: – A good anticheat! Non-toxic ethos! – Unique fun game modes! – Noob-friendly! – Karma system!

    Game modes inc. Bedwars, Assault Course, Full Iron Armour, Icewars.

    Looking forward to meeting you in game at bashybashy!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sugar Life Minecraft Server

    Sugar Life Minecraft Server
    Looking for an anime similar to Happy Sugar Life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Happy Sugar Life on steroids!

    Join our server for a twisted and thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your block. Build your own creepy anime-inspired world filled with yandere characters and dark secrets.

    But be warned, just like in Happy Sugar Life, trust no one and always watch your back. You never know when someone might turn on you in the most unexpected way.

    So come join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your taste in anime. Just remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7538 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans

    TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vtuber Gang, where we give and receive advice on all things Vtubing. Need help deciding between streaming on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered. Plus, we have exclusive auditions for Hololive EN and Nijisanji EN – who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no boring video editors allowed” policy. Only the most outrageous editors like DaVinci Resolve and CapCut are welcome here. Oh, and did we mention our resident troll expert who will teach you how to combat common trolling techniques in the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just discover your inner Vtuber superstar while battling zombies and building epic structures. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Potions Brewed: 175
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

    ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

    Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

    So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Enchantments Applied: 254
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MineCraftMystery: God’s Plan

    MineCraftMystery: God’s Plan
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered why God created us? Well, on our server, you’ll finally get the answers you’ve been looking for! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate reason for our existence in the wacky world of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies within our server. Yes, you heard that right – unlimited diamonds! So come on over and start mining like there’s no tomorrow.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join us and pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King for a chance to become his royal advisor (or maybe just his personal egg collector).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life while building a giant chicken coop.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Farms Harvested: 342
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Dyslexic Gamers

    Crafty Dyslexic Gamers
    join dis epic minecraft server where we celebrate all da unique brains out dere! if u got dyslexia or dyscalculia, dis da place for u! we don’t judge based on ur disability, race, or gender. we embrace all da quirks and strengths dat come with it!

    imagine a world where ur differences are celebrated, where u can be ur true self without fear of judgment. our community is all about inclusivity and positivity, so come join us and let ur unique light shine bright in our pixelated world!

    plus, rumor has it dat our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. u never know what kind of crazy antics u might encounter while exploring our virtual world!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the magic of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows, u might just discover dat ur differences are actually ur superpowers in disguise!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Potions Brewed: 51
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Villages Defended: 19

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeTech Survival

    PokeTech Survival

    The newest 1.16.5 Pixelmon survival server. We opened on 09/01/24 and have a strong player base already. We are always looking for new trainers to join the adventure, and fun. We offer tons of quests, economy, players shops and markets, tournaments, TCG card game, Auction House, Battle Towers with 80 badges, Ranks, FTB Teams, Land Claims, Free Random Shiny for joining! We also feature MineColonies! Come play with us, we’ll see you there!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Feeling Blue? Join our Vanilla Sky…just kidding, it’s semi-vanilla!

    Feeling Blue? Join our Vanilla Sky…just kidding, it’s semi-vanilla!

    Welcome to Blue-Sky Minecraft Server

    Adventure, creativity, and community come first at Blue-Sky. Enjoy a near-vanilla survival experience and dedicated plot-based creative world without pay-to-win schemes.

    Overview:

    Features Description
    Enjoy vanilla survival experience alongside dedicated creative world.
    Essential Plugins Only Enhance gameplay without overcomplicating the experience.
    No Pay-to-Win Equal footing for all players, no paid advantages.
    Endlessly Expanding Maps Limitless growth for exploration and creation.
    Simple Rule, Maximum Fun Follow one rule – use common sense – for hassle-free community.
    Crossplay Ready Java and Bedrock compatible.

    PLAY: blueskycraft.org

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, we do not have any pay-to-win schemes on Blue-Sky. Everyone plays on equal footing.
    Can I switch between survival and creative modes? Yes, you can enjoy both survival and creative modes on our server.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? We have one simple rule – use common sense. Enjoy a relaxed community experience.
    How can I join the server? You can join by visiting blueskycraft.org or using the direct IP blueskycraft.org:25565

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RIP sweet prince Minecraft server

    RIP sweet prince Minecraft server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is so epic that even Notch himself shed a tear when he saw it. Legend has it that Herobrine himself tried to take over our server, but our players defeated him with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come join us! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even summon a herd of dancing llamas.

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. RIP sweet prince, because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skye Blue’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Skye Blue’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow on a cloudy day – full of surprises and excitement at every turn!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sky is always blue… unless it’s raining diamonds! Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special weather system that showers players with precious gems instead of water. Who needs an umbrella when you can just collect diamonds to stay dry?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly llamas who have mastered the art of parkour. Watch as they leap from tree to tree with the grace of a ballet dancer, all while wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode on the dance floor, but hey, at least they’re having a blast!

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP where the sky is blue, the llamas are acrobats, and the creepers know how to boogie. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 163
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoShareMC Server – Sharing is Caring!

    NoShareMC Server – Sharing is Caring!
    Are you tired of your roommate treating your stuff like it’s community property? Join our Minecraft server where sharing is NOT caring! We have strict rules against borrowing without permission, so you can finally keep your virtual diamonds safe from sticky fingers.

    Imagine a world where your camera stays locked up for your personal projects, and your food is saved for tomorrow without fear of it mysteriously disappearing. On our server, boundaries are respected, and uptight roommates are nowhere to be found.

    Don’t let your roommate’s lack of respect for personal space ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and build your virtual empire in peace, away from the clutches of overbearing roommates. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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