Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Herobrine Sightings: 6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Doomed Society Minecraft SMP

    Doomed Society Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

    Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

    So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyAffair Minecraft Server

    CraftyAffair Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out battle! Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you experience such chaotic fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a duel! Can you defeat the dragon and claim its riches?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, cast spells, and even turn into their favorite Minecraft mobs! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a dragon, of course).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7455 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Farms Harvested: 261 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF

    BlockyBetrayal: NoMoreBFF
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken on a daily basis!

    Join us and experience the thrill of betrayal and heartbreak, just like the story of my best friend and her workplace crush. Will you choose loyalty or succumb to temptation like she did? The choice is yours!

    But beware, because just like in real life, actions have consequences on our server. So think twice before making a deal with a skeleton or trusting a zombie with your diamonds.

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, trust no one – not even that cute little pig you befriended.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Ores Mined: 4290 Towns Built: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!

    CraftyMineTransit: Teleporting pigs with jetpacks!
    Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can ride giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation! These majestic swine soar through the skies, oinking with joy as they carry you to your destination. But be careful, they might get distracted by a field of carrots and take a detour!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of piggyback rides like never before. Who needs boring old minecarts when you can ride a flying pig? Plus, rumor has it that these magical pigs can grant wishes if you feed them enough golden apples. So hop on board and let your wildest transportation dreams come true!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Void Gems Collected: 32

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyRight vs. LibCraft

    BlockyRight vs. LibCraft
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!

    we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

    u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cobblemon Generations

    Cobblemon Generations

    Recently launched server! Are you looking for a new server? This is Cobblemon Generations! Reach the best Pokémon experience in our world, know other trainers and share your adventure in the best Cobblemon Server.

    Modpack (required) – Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobblemongenerations – CurseForge: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemongenerations/files/5736016 IP: play.cobblemongenerations.com

    Server Features: MEGA EVOS, BATTLE TOWER, LOT OF REWARDS, CUSTOM TERRAIN, FREE BOX KEYS, ANTI-GRIEF SYSTEM, LOT OF EVENTS! GTS MARKET, POKE BREED, POKÉDEX, ECONOMY, GYMS, HUNTS.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bros Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

    But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

    Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

    Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoParentsAllowedFuneral

    NoParentsAllowedFuneral
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

    Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

    And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

    SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 406 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid the disastrous consequences of not having enough block-building in your life!

    Imagine a world where not placing enough blocks leads to a catastrophic shortage of pixelated pigs. That’s the reality you’ll face if you don’t join our server and start crafting like your virtual life depends on it.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of block-obsessed villagers who will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Will you be the next chosen one to join their ranks and unlock the hidden powers of the legendary Diamond Pickaxe?

    Don’t risk the wrath of the pixelated pig shortage or miss out on the chance to become a block-building legend. Join our Minecraft server now and start crafting your way to virtual greatness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ApexBillionaire’sOopsie

    ApexBillionaire’sOopsie
    so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da UK government wants in on da action! dey accidentally leaked da email of da fifth-richest man in da world cuz dey were tryna get on dis server so bad. imagine da chaos, da drama, da thrill of playin on a server dat even da big shots wanna be a part of. so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild ride. who knows, maybe u’ll be da next one leakin emails and causin a stir.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Crops Grown: 1379 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The-Farm MC

    The-Farm MC

    Welcome to The Farm MC!

    Embark on the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills are put to the test! Stranded on a tiny island in the sky with limited resources, you must think creatively and work diligently to thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or just starting out, we have features for all levels of experience.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Zombie Dances: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChillCraft – Our pets have jobs and love McMMO! Drama-free server with a supportive community.

    ChillCraft – Our pets have jobs and love McMMO! Drama-free server with a supportive community.

    CasualCraft Minecraft Server

    Server IP 103.152.196.66
    Features Classic survival with RPG elements, two unique worlds, leaderboards, gear grinding, enchanting, mounts, pets, custom crafting

    What makes CasualCraft special?

    RPG World: Dive into our custom RPG world filled with quests, dangerous mobs, and powerful rewards. No item drop rule.

    Survival World: Gather resources, grind for gear, hone enchantments. Challenge yourself before entering the RPG world.

    Gear Grinding and Enchanting: Optimize your setup, use Enchanter NPC for best enchants, become unstoppable.

    Leaderboards: Compete for top spot in various leaderboards like Baltop and McMMO Top.

    Mounts, Pets, and Custom Crafting: Unlock mounts, collect pets, discover unique crafting recipes.

    Whether conquering Survival or exploring RPG world, CasualCraft offers diverse gameplay options.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PvP allowed on CasualCraft? No, we focus on cooperative gameplay and do not allow PvP.
    Are there any age restrictions on the server? While we are mostly adults, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our rules.
    How can I join the server? Simply connect to the server IP listed above using your Minecraft client.
    Is cheating tolerated on CasualCraft? No, we have zero tolerance for cheaters and maintain a fair gaming environment.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

    Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from official trailers to insane crossover miniseries with DC.

    Looking for a place to chat about Sonic x Shadow Generations and speculate on the release dates like it’s the end of the world? Look no further, we got you covered.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive Sonic Rumble event, where you can battle it out with other players in epic showdowns.

    Join now for a chance to explore our Pixel World filled with Sonic-themed creations and unleash your inner Sonic fanboy/girl. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement, join us today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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