Manly Tears Minecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the Minecraft server where men cried – not because of grief or sadness, but because they were laughing so hard at all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the most stylish llama wins a crown made of emeralds?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And don’t even get us started on our annual pig racing competition, where the pigs wear tiny little racing helmets and zoom around the track at lightning speed.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Come join us and see why this is the Minecraft server where men cried tears of joy!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Speak Hindi and Chickens Play Minecraft

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where even the names of birds are confused! Did you know that in Turkish, a turkey (the bird, not the country) is called Hindi? But wait, in Hindi it’s called Peru! Confused? So are we, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with upside-down logic, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Our community is as diverse as the names of birds in different languages, so come make some new friends and explore our crazy world together.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about birds in the process (or maybe not, we’re not exactly experts in ornithology). Join us now and prepare for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Emeralds Found:	3827
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Gura’s Worst Nightmare Server: Creeper Killers United

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride for all players!

Join us and become the closest “Gura killer” we’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world. Take on epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. Who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Gura herself!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with treasure and danger around every corner. Will you be the one to conquer them all and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DroneCraft: Where even the drones ask “Why are FROM drones like this?”

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by rogue drones that drop loot when defeated. These drones are not your average mobs – they are equipped with lasers, rocket launchers, and even disco balls that blind you with their fabulousness.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city where players can engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens. These chickens are so big, they can crush you with a single peck. Will you be brave enough to take them on?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take squad goals to a whole new level! Join us in the epic battle to rid the galaxy of alien threats in our very own version of HELLDIVERS 2. You’ll become a Helldiver, part of Super Earth’s elite fighting force, and embark on missions to liberate planets and achieve total victory in our galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re a fan of the original HELLDIVERS game, fear not – we’ve got that too! Dive into the top-down, twin-stick shooter action and experience the roots of our epic gameplay formula.

Check out our wiki for all the insider info, grab your gear from our equipment reference, and team up with fellow players to dominate the battlefield. And don’t forget to stay up to date with the latest news and patches – we’re always evolving and improving!

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and show those aliens who’s boss! Trust us, even the Adjudicator thinks this server is good – and that’s saying something!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Potions Brewed:	173
Towns Built:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of dealing with psycho exes in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only psychopaths you’ll encounter are the creepers trying to blow you up. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. Who needs love when you have diamonds? Join now and leave those real-life psychos behind!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	8759	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4912
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

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So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

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Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4229
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Animals Bred:	97
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Banter Central: The Server Built for BBC (Building, Battles, and Comedy)

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was literally built for a BBC thread! That’s right, we have the most scandalous and dramatic player interactions you will ever witness in your virtual life.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore, or witness intense love triangles forming over who gets to build their house next to the village well. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions where players have to construct replicas of famous BBC sets using only dirt and gravel. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of emerald blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	119
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Creeper Cunt Youth Squad – Where Minecraft meets questionable language!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your mom’s basement! Our “youths” are a mix of chaotic energy and absolute madness, making every day feel like a never-ending rollercoaster ride.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of building a giant statue of a potato with your new best friend who happens to be a talking llama. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8731	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PekoCraft: Where pigs in cosplay rule the world! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also boasts a giant floating taco island where you can battle it out in epic food fights with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can make it laugh.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magic Items Found:	7678
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Breakup Bonanza: Letting Go is Hard, Isn’t It? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of holding on to all your stress and worries? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can let it all go and just build to your heart’s content! Our virtual therapists are here to help you release all that pent-up tension by building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual monsters.

Join us on this server and experience the ultimate stress-relief therapy through mining, crafting, and exploding creepers! Who needs meditation when you can just dig a giant hole and fill it with TNT? Letting go has never been so explosive!

So say goodbye to your real-world problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to make that epic sword. Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash over you like a bucket of water on a lava lake!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).