Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that turns your character into a buff, mustache-sporting hunk every time you defeat a creeper. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of our lava parkour course – if you can survive the fiery obstacles, that is. So come on over and experience the manliest Minecraft server around!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 7432 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY