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> management forgot to submit Ina’s Minecraft SMP Application

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Ina’s visa situation? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even our management can’t keep it together! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of last-minute flight bookings, canceled reservations, and reshoots galore! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a NO REFUND policy on your next adventure! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Animals Bred: 152
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

    So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

    DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

    ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP
    This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyTruths

    CraftyTruths
    What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BankruptCraft

    BankruptCraft
    Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Magic Items Found: 8285
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Girl Power Zone

    Girl Power Zone
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Soul Soicety

    Soul Soicety

    Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

    Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

    Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1654 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

    Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • GlutenGrieferCraft

    GlutenGrieferCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

    Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

    But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

    Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Emeralds Found: 9019 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • RiskTakerMC SMP

    RiskTakerMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

    Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BlockyHurtHaven

    BlockyHurtHaven
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

    So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • LoyalSMP

    LoyalSMP

    Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Enchantments Applied: 60
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Zonikyo Network

    Zonikyo Network

    A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Alien Abductions: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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