BlockyBanter: Where even the creepers can’t resist a good laugh

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules like a bunch of sheep? Well, look no further because our server is a total free-for-all! We encourage players to drop their pictures, break all the rules, and cause chaos like never before. Our Mods are too busy laughing at the madness to actually help, so you’re on your own! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and unforgettable moments. Just remember, anything goes on our server – including breaking all the rules!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NUC Direwolf20: Where Minecraft Modding Is So Wild Even Your Grandma Will Want to Play – Ages 14+

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	NUC [Modded]
Version	1.12.2
Age	14+
Modpack	Feed The Beast Direwolf20 version 2.9.0

Overview:

Hello, I’m hosting a Feed The Beast Direwolf20 server. 5 players max including me, more players needed, Morph mod, monk mod disabled. Voice chat would be preferred.

Join my discord server.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players can join the server?	Maximum of 5 players including the host.
Are there any specific mods enabled or disabled?	Morph mod and monk mod are disabled.
Is voice chat preferred for communication?	Yes, voice chat is preferred.
How can I join the Discord server?	Click on the provided link to join the Discord server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Child’s Play Minecraft Server: Where even marriage is just a game

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as we bring you the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Join our server and witness the most epic love story of all time – a player marries a child and they live happily ever after! Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic? And don’t worry, our pleb mods won’t dare remove this historic moment from our server’s history. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and outrageous stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	5385
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FurryCraft: Where Gay Furries Rule the Blocks!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you ROFLing all day long? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking needs!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of hilarious post bois who are always ready to goon it up with you. Need a break from building? No problem! Our server is full of crazy mini-games and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pants (please don’t actually pee your pants, though).

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where the coolest players hang out, telling the wildest stories and sharing the dankest memes. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the LOLs begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

High on Minecraft: Intoxicated Drug Server – Where roleplay meets factions and McMMO!

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Minecraft Server Overview

server-ip	play.intox-mc.net

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Intoxicated?	Intoxicated is a drug-themed Minecraft server with PvP, raiding, and griefing elements. Players can run drug bases, earn cash, ranks, and gear through drug activities.
What can I find at the spawn?	The spawn area features shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, and a bank for players to explore and utilize.
How does the competition work on the server?	Players will face fierce competition in the form of raids, griefs, and product thefts. Cops may frisk players, seize their stash, and even lock them up if caught.
Is there a leveling system on Intoxicated?	Yes, players can level up and unlock better shops, gear, and perks as they progress on the server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hot Pixel Love – The Most Attractive Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battles between flying pigs and dancing llamas, all while riding on rainbow-colored unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the blocks in our server have a mind of their own and will rearrange themselves to create secret messages only the chosen ones can decipher. And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens who give out valuable loot in exchange for corn kernels.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that the players here are so irresistible that even the creepers can’t help but fall in love with them. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky, wonderful world – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WrestleCraft: The Ultimate Showdown in Pixelated Glory!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, guarded by ninja villagers with diamond swords. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever played Minecraft parkour on a roller coaster? Yeah, we didn’t think so.

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Why? Because why not! So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BeastMC VS Hypixel

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Hypixel VS BeastMC

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames and game modes	Occasional server lag during peak times
Active community and forums	Some game modes may require a VIP rank for full access

BeastMC

Pros	Cons
New Zealand hosted server for lower ping	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Survival, creative, skyblock, and minigames available	Currently limited in terms of content and features
Potential for growth and development	May lack some of the polished features of larger servers

FAQ

1. Can I play minigames on both servers?

Yes, both Hypixel and BeastMC offer a variety of minigames for players to enjoy.

2. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a much larger player base compared to BeastMC, which may result in more active games and events.

3. Are there VIP ranks on both servers?

Yes, both servers offer VIP ranks for players who wish to support the server and gain access to additional features.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4849
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Saucy Cuties Minecraft Server: Where the qts are pixelated and the sauce is endless!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cuteness overload! We’ve got adorable pixelated animals roaming around, cute little houses with heart-shaped windows, and even a rainbow unicorn mount that farts glitter! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret sauce that makes all your builds look extra fabulous. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cuteness levels are off the charts!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GravellyF1 – Zooming Around with Gravelly Consequences in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than watching Nico Hülkenberg race without ever scoring a podium? Join our server where the only thing faster than Lewis Hamilton’s win drought is our server’s performance! With more twists and turns than Fernando Alonso’s comeback, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Immerse yourself in a world where Imola has replaced asphalt with gravel, just like how we’ve replaced boring gameplay with heart-pounding excitement. And forget about $280 lobster rolls, on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is victory!

Join now and be a part of the action-packed world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs F1 when you can race against your friends in the Alpine 100 Race Pain73 on our server? So what are you waiting for? Leave Theo Poorchair in the dust and become the McLaren driver of your dreams on our server today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

2 Francs Minecraft Server: Where Bread is Cheaper Than Diamonds

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Tired of overpriced bread in America? Well, our Minecraft server is the solution to all your carb-filled woes! Join us and experience a world where bread costs 2 francs and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our server). Our community is filled with friendly players who will trade you bread for diamonds, because why not? So come on over and see why our server is the breadwinner of them all (pun intended)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Bants

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where you can start your very own virtual business! From cleaning apartments to selling enchanted diamond pickaxes, the possibilities are endless! Who needs a real job when you can make virtual bank in our pixelated world?

Don’t worry about high starting costs, because on our server, all you need is a few blocks and some creativity to get your business up and running. Plus, you’ll have the support of our friendly community who are always willing to lend a hand (or a diamond sword)!

So come on down to our server and let your entrepreneurial spirit run wild! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Simple SMP (New world!)

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Join our Discord!

8th May 2024: We have updated to version 1.20.6! A new season begins….Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience.

You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MenaceMC Factions VS Hypixel

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Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be crowded and laggy
Wide variety of minigames and modes	May have stricter rules and moderation
Regular updates and events	Some pay-to-win elements

MenaceMC Factions

Pros	Cons
Provides a toxic and challenging environment	Not suitable for all player types
Caters to experienced players who enjoy PvP	Promotes toxicity and aggressive behavior

FAQ

1. How many players can I expect to find on each server?

Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of concurrent players, while MenaceMC Factions may have a smaller but more dedicated community of experienced players.

2. What kind of gameplay experiences can I expect on each server?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and modes, while MenaceMC Factions is focused on a toxic and challenging environment for PvP enthusiasts.

3. Are there any pay-to-win elements on these servers?

Hypixel may have some pay-to-win elements in certain modes, while MenaceMC Factions may have a more level playing field with a focus on skill and experience.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Crops Grown:	1316	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

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Hypixel VS BeastMC

Hypixel

BeastMC

FAQ

1. Can I play minigames on both servers?

2. Which server has a larger player base?

3. Are there VIP ranks on both servers?

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Hypixel

MenaceMC Factions

FAQ

1. How many players can I expect to find on each server?

2. What kind of gameplay experiences can I expect on each server?

3. Are there any pay-to-win elements on these servers?

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