| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Omz is a talented musician and songwriter known for blending various genres, including R&B, hip-hop, and pop. With a unique voice and captivating lyrics, Omz has quickly garnered a dedicated fanbase and critical acclaim. His music showcases a natural talent for storytelling and emotion, making him a rising star in the music industry.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas in epic quests, and even build a house made entirely of diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who throws the most lit parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary Saarpanese warrior in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself would want to join in on the fun. In fact, she’s been known to pop in from time to time to challenge players to dance-offs and underwater building contests. And don’t even get us started on the epic loot you can find hidden in our secret dungeons – enchanted golden apples, anyone?
So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. So grab your tea cup and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty diamond-encrusted pig steed.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking chicken who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken twice your size.
So come join us for a cuppa and a whole lot of chaos on our Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves and a healthy appetite for adventure!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Narvaniya is a server where dreams come true, and each player becomes part of a unique story in a world of limitless possibilities. The server is pirated, that is, you can log in from a licensed and pirated account.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered warriors who will fight by your side against any mob that dares to challenge you.
So why not join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all – every morning, you must greet everyone with a cheerful “good morning” and give a friendly wave or nod. And if someone compliments your shirt or hat, be prepared to receive a virtual high-five!
Join us for a truly unique and courteous Minecraft experience where manners are the name of the game. Who knew being polite could be so much fun?
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Our upcoming extractions include a showdown with the elusive ID & E.G.O, so get ready to flex your Minecraft skills like never before. And don’t forget to download the tutorial, because trust us, you’re gonna need it.
But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the twisted worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect mind-blowing spoilers and plot twists at every turn. And if you’re looking for resources and guides, we’ve got you covered with links to all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.
So why wait? Join us on this insane journey through Limbus Company, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy priests and barbers). See you in the chaos!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.
Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for epic adventures as we journey through the galaxy in our trusty Pringle can spacecraft. Who needs NASA when you have a group of fearless gamers ready to take on the universe in style?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Quiet Gay, a mysterious creature known for its impeccable fashion sense and love of all things sparkly. Rumor has it, if you can befriend a Quiet Gay, they’ll lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms within the game.
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us for out-of-this-world fun, aluminum Pringle cans, and a touch of fabulousness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blast off into the unknown together!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.
And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
