| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.
3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!
4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.
But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4731 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players
For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21
Rules:
1 Don’t destroy anything
2 You don’t have to follow the rules
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5748 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
**Join Our New SMP!**
**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!
**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal
MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!
Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.
Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!
Discord: discord.gg/minezones
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5668 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
