| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for a wild ride where every player starts off with a full inventory of baby cribs. That’s right, you heard us correctly. Baby cribs. Build a crib castle, start a crib farm, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground crib fighting ring where players can battle it out to see whose crib reigns supreme. Will your crib be the last one standing?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a special event every Friday where the sky rains down… you guessed it, more baby cribs! It’s a crib-a-palooza!
So what are you waiting for? Join “edizione delle culle piene” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crib-tastic adventure!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 274812 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of players dressed as llamas arguing over who has the best dance moves. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges everyone to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for the rest of the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary LXC Containers, a group of mysterious players who have mastered the art of teleportation and can travel between dimensions with ease. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare items that can’t be found anywhere else.
So why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Docker? Because they’re too busy having the time of their lives on our server, of course! Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next member of this wacky and wonderful community.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3815 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a magical creature that changes colors with the seasons. Legend has it that if you can catch and shear the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and cookies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and exploding cows – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Rumor has it that one player mysteriously disappeared after angering the server admin by building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Will he ever return? Or, is it truly over? Join our server to find out and maybe even uncover the truth behind his disappearance.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with a taste for diamond swords.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Anarchy without rules, big online, best clone 2b2t
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7288 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?
Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
In our last episode, we had a showdown with a giant chicken riding a llama while trying to build a rollercoaster to the moon. And let’s not forget the time we accidentally turned the entire server into flying pigs! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else.
So why join Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL? Because where else can you ride a dolphin into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Plus, our m3u playlist is filled with nothing but bangers that will have you dancing while you mine.
Don’t miss out on the fun, join us at https://www.fishtank.live and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the virtual world, deputy!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
