so like, u know how boring it is to play on regular minecraft servers? well guess what, our server is so lit that even the vice-president of Malawi wanted to join. but then he got too hyped and crashed his plane trying to land on our server. RIP, but hey, at least he died doing what he loved, right? join now and maybe you’ll become the next victim of our epicness. just kidding, but seriously, join now before it’s too late and you miss out on all the fun and chaos. peace out, homies!
MalawiCraft: Air Force One Down
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Sunburnt SMP: Where the fish are fresher than the jokes! Come join the chaos in our PvP optional world!
Server IP play.shaded.gg Discord https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
Shaded Minecraft Server
Welcome to Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! Join us for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure with incredible features and benefits.
Features:
- NEW! Fishing Log
- NEW! Lobster Pots
- NEW! PvP Arena
- Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
- Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
- Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
- Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges
Join us at play.shaded.gg and be part of the most exciting Minecraft community!
FAQ:
Question Answer How do I join the server? Simply copy and paste the server IP (play.shaded.gg) into your Minecraft client. Is PvP mandatory on Shaded? No, PvP is entirely optional, allowing you to choose your playstyle preferences. How can I protect my builds from griefing? Utilize our robust land claiming and grief prevention system to secure your creations. Are there exclusive perks for voting? Yes, earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server. Can I play on Shaded with both Java and Bedrock players? Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.
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LocationShare Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your girlfriend trying to track your every move like a detective in a cheesy spy movie? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build without being monitored 24/7!On our server, you can create your own virtual fortress and never have to worry about someone trying to invade your privacy. No more sharing locations or having someone constantly checking up on you – unless it’s to admire your epic builds, of course.
Join now and experience the freedom of building without boundaries, just like how you should have the freedom to live your life without being tracked like a criminal on the run. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama over location sharing.
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DaughterDramaCraft
Are you tired of judgmental friends comparing your child’s speech development to their own milestones? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever comment on your daughter’s talking habits, because we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons!We welcome introverted parents who have struggled with insecurities about being too quiet – on our server, you can let your creativity shine without worrying about others’ opinions. Plus, we have a 3-year-old daughter-friendly zone where kids can play safely while you conquer the virtual world.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – on our server, the only comparisons being made are about who has the coolest diamond armor!
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KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your own house with a misplaced TNT block or getting pranked by a mischievous group of players who think it’s funny to fill your entire base with chickens. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come on and join the fun – just don’t believe anyone who tells you that diamonds are actually made from unicorn tears.
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Retro2ModernCraft
Imagine trying to explain to someone from the 1950s that you can now join a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and players ride around on giant chickens as their trusty steeds. They would probably think you’ve lost your marbles!But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, tame a pet dragon to guard your treasures, and even participate in epic battles against evil llamas trying to take over the land.
So if you ever find yourself in need of a good laugh and a break from reality, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, trying to explain this to someone from the 1950s would be the least of your worries once you’re hooked on the madness that awaits you here!