makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mines Excavated:	1015	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	536017	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	41

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Farms Harvested:	659
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

World of Eldin

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ores Mined:	6113	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.